艾尔文指环有没有CD:美版《Queer as folk》里面有一首《If I were a man》，歌词是什么？

If I were a man I’d grow a moustache
I’d make all of my ladies wear high heels
I would be the leader in every dance there is and every stubborn dancing queen would follow me
If I were a man I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I’d be the man in mankind
And universal he
I never go out on a lei because I'd be the tree
If I were a man I’d be inner voice plum
I would be so masculine
I conquer all the ladies with fops or gallon tree
I hold you in my arms just so that you could hold me
If I were a man
If I were a man I’d like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man
I’d speak with authority I would be so eloquent
My stack vocabulary and my witty ***
When winners respect from all my appears but never give my a way
If I were a man
I’d be a cowboy
I’d terrify you in my gun
I’d be the coffin in copse and rubbers I'd be a demon elation man
If I blew up all my friends I'd be king of the land
If I were a man
If I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me

If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in mankind
And universal he
Every door that once was shut would open for me
If I were a man
If I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me

这是我听写出来的,有些地方没听懂会有错误,给你做参考吧

是这首吗?别的找不到了
If I Were The Man You Wanted BY Lyle Lovett
They all sat around in a circle
They were all laughing and all telling lies
Then the tall one he bumped in a dollar
He said boys I've got nothing to hide
Now if the King and the Queen stood together
Then the ace he would not be to blame
And if the cards were all laid on the table
Then love could be more than a game

And if the stars didn't shine on the water
Then the sun wouldn't burn on the sand
And if I were the man you wanted
I would not be the man that I am

And I have seen my share of long nights
And I have told my share of lies
And I have run into the darkness
When I saw the look in your eyes
But if the night didn't lie in the darkness
Then the daylight would be hard to find
And if the truth didn't turn to a weakness
I would have never have spoken my mind

And if the stars didn't shine on the water
Then the sun wouldn't burn on the sand
And if I were the man you wanted
Then I would not be the man that I am

So if you're going out to Carolina
Then don't linger in New Mexico
And if you think of the one there behind you
Then you might not feel so alone

And if the stars didn't shine on the water
Then the sun wouldn't burn on the sand
And if I were the man you wanted
I would not be the man that I am