上海梅山医院泌尿外科:找英语笑话，要短一点的，易懂。

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided that he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. It turns out that his next-door neighbor was also a chicken farmer.
　　The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."
　　The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later, the neighbor stopped by to see how things were going.
　　The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."
　　The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."
　　Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stopped in again.
　　The new farmer said, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."
　　Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?"
　　"Well," said the new farmer, "I'm not sure. But I think I'm not planting them far enough apart."
　　是有点长了.呵呵，不过你要能看懂，还是挺有意思的啊

Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？
史密斯先生：是的。
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？

有天,妈妈叫女儿来帮她翻译英语.
妈问女儿I DON'T KNOW 是啥意思.女儿说不知道.
妈妈听不明白,说我供钱给你读书,问你一句简单的英语你却说不知道.
吗又问了一句,I KNOW又是什么意思?
女儿说我知道,妈说你知道就快说啊
女儿说它的意思就是我知道啊
妈又问了一句I KNOW,BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU
女儿说我知道,但我不能告诉你
这时,妈妈气得半死

转载:
一英语教师叫两名学生用英语对话.
学生A:May i speak chinese ?
学生B:Of course,Why not?
接这这两名学生就用汉语对起话来。。。。

I AM A YING MANG!!
好笑吧！！