木工曲线锯:有没英语短笑话

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哪位可以给我提供一篇英语短笑话啊 可以供四个人在课堂上表演的 时间大概在五六分钟 难度大概大学英语四及水平差不多 谢谢了啊
这个笑话什么意思啊 可以解释一下吗

英语幽默笑话:

She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

英语笑话这里面有的,可以看看:
http://www.sxuu.com/loveu/Article/english/yyxx/200508/22000.html

英语幽默
双关歇后语:)~
http://www.sxszjzx.com/~t207/wht_2.htm