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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he just would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Chawn Honkomp
Clive, IA
有个男人和他永远唠叨不停的老婆一起到耶路撒冷度假。他老婆在这断日子里过世了。承办丧事的人告诉这个丈夫：“你可以花5000美元把她运回去，或者花150美元把她就地埋在这神圣的土地上。”男人考虑后告诉他要运回去。丧事承办人问：“为什么你宁可花5000美元把老婆运回去也不肯就地埋葬呢，才150美元啊？”男人回答说：“很久前有个男人在这里死了就在这儿埋了，三天后他复活了，我可不能冒那个风险。”
作者：Chawn Honkomp 来自：Clive, IA

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