3g终端手机:有没有英语小故事？

Birthday Gift

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "Very simple. Because your finger is broken."

Stupid?

One day a college professor of psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a fool?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

Once there was an old man lived lonely in a small town,he was a good man.And one day,a yong man came to him and said:"Help me!I am very hungry,please give me some food."The old man smiled and gave him some food.The yong man ate the food ,then he left without saying "thank you".The next day,the same thing happened,and the follow days.After a week,when the yong man wanted left,the old man stopped him,the yong man thought for a while and then he asked:"Do you want money?I do not have money."The old man said:"No.I do not want any money.I just want you say:THANK YOU!"

My school trip
Last Sunday,our school had a school to the Tianmu Lake, we all enjoyed ourselves. It was a pleasant trip.
First we climed the hill, when we got to the top of the hill,we saw the whole hill,it was so beautiful,the trees are green and the lake is so blue ,the sky is also very bright ,I felt very excited and had a rest.
In the afternoon , we went to a little island ,we played games there,and everyone had a nice time .
Last we had to go back to our school ,I took some photos of the lake ,they are nine .
How unforgetful the trip was!

这是我的小故事:

The young thief and his mother

A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later.

He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution.

Of course this was granted.

When his mother came to him, he said, "I want to tell you something."

He said something but she could not hear.

He whispered again, and when she came close to him, she put her ear to his mouth.

He nearly bit off her ear. All the bystanders were horrified.

"It is to punish her," he said.

"When I was young I began stealing little things, and brought them home to mother.

"Instead of punishing me, she laughed and said, \'It will not be noticed.\'

It is because of her that I am here today."

one day , long ago, alittle baby was.borm. His name was Jesus. Jesus was a special baby. Many people say he was the son of God.
When he was born, a new star shone in the sky, three wise men saw the star. They followed the starto Jesus. They brought the baby pecal gifts. They knew he was a special baby.
When the baby grew into a man, he was a greatteacher.He taught people to love God and love each other. Jesus's birthday is Christmas day. W give gifts to our friends and family at christmas. we put stars on our Christmas trees,too.

One day a newly-wed couple argued who should make the morning coffee. The man said ladies should make it because they got up earlier than men. The wife, however, argued that husband should brew it because he usually was a heavy coffee drinker. At last, the wife said, "the Bible teaches us man should make coffee". The husband, in disbelief, asked her to show him the proof. The wife opened the Bible, and the word on the first page says: Hebrews.

A NIGHT-MOORING NEAR MAPLE BRIDGE
While I watch the moon go down, a crow caws through the frost;
Under the shadows of maple-trees a fisherman moves with his torch;
And I hear, from beyond Suzhou, from the temple on Cold Mountain,
Ringing for me, here in my boat, the midnight bell.