广州明美电子厂累不累:各位大虾帮忙给我写一个英文通俗易懂笑话

A boy kicked a football into a lady's house and broke her window. The lady kept the boy's football and told him to repair the window. The boy went to a repairer and told him to rapair his mum's window. The boy went to the lady and told her his dad is coming so she gave him the football.After the repairer repaired the window, he asked for money.The lady said:"aren't you his father?"The man answered:"aren't you his mother?"

这个我很喜欢：
A man said to his friend:"I have the most clever
dog in the world."
The other man asked:"Why?"
The man said:"yesterday, I taked hinm out to have a walk.Suddenly I found I have just lost something in my room^^^^^^"
"So he returned and take the things to you ?"said His friend on edge.
"No,better than that."said the man in pride,"He
was just sat there and thought what to do next with me^_^ "
这是小猫见过的笑话，没有看过英文原版，这是自己译的
如有不好的地方大家见谅吧……

1.
Tommy: Why do you have that watering can?
Dan: I'm going to water the flowers.
Tommy: But it's raining.
Dan: That's OK. I'm wearing my raincoat.

2.
After going on a diet, a woman felt really good about herself-especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. " Look,look!" she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband. "I can wear my old jeans again!" Her husband looked at her for a long time, when said,:Honey, I love you, but these are my jeans."

3. The Things Kids Say (童言无忌)
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tuching her samll boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, :Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear." She said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy." (大胆小鬼)

本人这里有两个,第一个很短的,希望对你有帮助------- he was looking for it
A little boy came home with a five-dollar bill and said he found it"Are you sure it waw lost?" asled his mother.
"sure, I'm sure" said the little boy."I saw the man looking for it.

Honey, but these are my jeans
After going on adiet, a woman felt really good about herself-especially when she was able to fit int a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. "Look,look!" she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband."I can wear my old jeans again!" her husband looked at he for a long time, when said,"Honey, I love you, but these are my jeans."

A man from the census bureau was doing a door-to-door survey.He knocked on the door of one house and was greeted by a young boy.The man asked the child if anybody else was home,and when the boy shook his head,he decided neverthelese to try to get the information he needed."May i please know your father'sfirst name?"The boy answered,"My father'snameisLaughing."Although the name surprised the censusman,he pressed on."And your mother's name?"Her name is Simling."the boy replied.The man quipped."Wait a minute,little boy!Are you kidding ?""No,that's my sister,"the boy answered,"I am Joking!"
怎么样?还好笑吧