高考空乘专业学校:笑话A Nail Or A Fly? 问题

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An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.

So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.

Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding! 根据这篇文章可以提哪些问题

钉子还是苍蝇?
老先生的视力未能前来,留在酒店房间,每一瓶酒. 悬挂在墙上,有他的指甲. 因此,他时刻挂在他们的葡萄酒瓶落在地上破碎,满地. 当服务员发现发生了什么事,她表示深切同情,并决定将他做了一件好事. 第二天早上,他采取了在楼顶花园散步时,她在经过了整整飞留指甲. 现在男子进入房间. 酒品的气味提醒他的意外. 当他在墙上翻看,他在那里找到了飞了! 他走到买主清楚所有加诸其所长. 听到大声疾呼,善良奔去.侍应她非常惊讶,但穷人男子坐在地上,他的牙齿和右手紧握流血!

偶用工具翻译的..我看不懂.

可以问
这篇英文是哪的文字(答:好难啊的问题啊 = =!)

你看了这篇鸟语后,想对小鸟说些什么?(答:珍爱鸟类.)

老师辛辛苦苦的出了那许多许多的题,你们想对老师说什么?
(答:去死 = =)

答:去死 = =)

笑话一般,老了
不过翻译工具翻译出来的才真的是好笑呢

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