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谁有《请这位绅士接受惩罚》的英文版?这篇文章是雷蒙尼.道格拉斯写的。

Small fine jade 妮 now broad year old, a year ago I and her mother when Chicago divorce by agreement, pledged and below this oral agreement follows until now: Each other all must forever love her. Therefore, when the small fine jade 妮 first time cries to ask I and the banana plant banana plant pull when "you all did not love me", our reply is exactly the same: "The treasure, we all very much do not love you." The court sentenced the small fine jade 妮 foster power for me. After half year, the small fine jade 妮 has gradually accepted this fact, simultaneously she also understood, each people all have the matter which the right does oneself is willing to do, so long as does not violate the game rule which everybody pledged together
I once many times and the young fine jade 妮 discussed the person most precious quality was any. Finally, we achieved the mutual recognition □□honestly, have been good, dare to undertake the responsibility to arrange very important at suppress the position. When the small fine jade 妮 puts together the preschool the chart game board secretly belt to go home, and lies said is same class's Jake for hers after, she has understood this point: Lay must accept the penalty. Thereupon, the small fine jade 妮 after returns the toy and apologizes in front of, but also the helpless ground is near 3 items about within penalty choice _, a week cannot eat the ice cream; 2nd, cancellation Sunday afternoon central park slippery grass game and picnic activity; 3rd, accepts the corporal punishment □□□to beat violently two palms of the hand on the buttocks have given her minute consideration time, but she only used 5 seconds to accept the third kind of penalty on the decision. I have to send a telegram for the banana plant the banana plant pull, ask her to come back when "supervises 刑官"
me to be pleased with oneself for the oneself democracy education way, but only crossed for a week, I asked for advice the democracy might
to have the day night me continuously busily to arrive before dawn 3 o'clock, morning I was am awakened by the child. When I drive a group to speed away 妮 delivers the small fine jade the preschool, already is on minister 0 and half
The fatigue pulls woman is preschool's garden is long, she asks: "The fine jade 妮, why have you been late?" "Oh, small fine jade 妮 yesterday played tiredly, therefore this morning has rested a while, asked you to forgive." I speak thoughtlessly in the one side reply. "The daddy, you is not lying! I have not been too fond of sleep, am too fond of sleep am you!" The after death small fine jade 妮 angrily loudly cries out, in her eye held has filled the tears. I have tarried, poverty-stricken looks the small fine jade 妮, cannot say the speech quite a while. "Extremely was sorry that, the fatigue pulls woman, indeed is because I am too fond of sleep cause the young fine jade 妮 to be late, asks you to forgive." I slow am durable come, awkwardly pulls to the fatigue is explaining. Afterwards, I squat down earnestly look at the young fine jade 妮: "The treasure, was the daddy mistakenly, sorry." "The daddy, my accepts your apology, but did you acknowledge you were lying a moment ago?" The small fine jade 妮 dries the tear, the facial expression seriously is staring at I: "You now had two penalties ways to be allowed to choose," the small fine jade 妮 has raised up two fingers, □, cancels (girlfriend which this weekend and Miss Xin Di I just knew) appointment; 2nd, accepts the corporal punishment." "The treasure, I choose accept the corporal punishment, but you must understand, mother yesterday travelled on official business to 南加州 has gone, we lacked ' to supervise 刑官 '." I attempt to get by under false pretences. "If the fine jade 妮 did not mind, I but actually am willing to take the post of this corporal punishment ' to supervise 刑官 '." The fatigue pulls woman's sound spookily to resound behind us. I am dumfounded, the small fine jade 妮 actually definitely nodded □
Thereupon, on that sunlight beautiful Monday morning, in a Chicago ordinary preschool, has resounded an immature sound: "Asks this gentleman dignified to accept the penalty." All these indeed extremely awkward □□□I, the American masculine citizens, 35 years old, have Missouri State University journalism master the title, presently are "the Chicago Bulletin" edit the inspector general Mr. Lei Mengni □Douglas, is putting on the neat western-style clothing, 锃 the bright leather shoes, to mine daughter □□□fine jade 妮 □Douglas, the child which a year imitates year-old, dug the buttocks... □

这是一篇采访,故只有中文版

“请这位绅士体面地接受惩罚”

道格拉斯先生是美国《芝加哥快报》的编辑总监,他受联合国教科文组织的委派,来中国做教育援助志愿者,他对我们讲述了这个发生在他身上的故事:

小琼妮今年5岁,一年前我和她妈妈在芝加哥协议离婚时,承诺并将以下这个口头约定遵循至今:彼此都要永远爱她。所以,当小琼妮第一次哭着问我和芭芭拉“你们都不爱我了吗”时,我们的回答如出一辙:“不,宝贝,我们都很爱你。”法庭将小琼妮的抚养权判给了我。半年后,小琼妮逐渐接受了这个事实,同时她也明白,每个人都有权利做自己愿意做的事,只要不违背大家共同承诺的游戏规则。

我曾经多次和小琼妮探讨人最宝贵的品质是什么。最终,我们达成了共识——诚实、善良、勇于承担责任排在至关重要的前3位。当小琼妮将幼稚园的拼图游戏板偷偷带回家,并撒谎说是同班的杰克给她的之后,她明白了这一点:撒了谎就必须接受惩罚。于是,小琼妮在退回玩具并当面道歉后,还无奈地面临着3项关于惩罚的选择:1、一个星期以内不能吃冰淇淋;2、取消周日下午中央公园的滑草游戏及野餐活动;3、接受肉刑———在屁股上狠揍两巴掌。

我给了她一分钟的考虑时间,可她只用了5秒钟就决定接受第三种惩罚。我只得致电给芭芭拉,请她回来当“监刑官”。

我为自己民主的教育方式沾沾自喜,可是仅过了一个星期,我就领教了民主的威力。

有天夜里我一直忙到了凌晨3点,早晨我是被孩子叫醒的。当我开着车一路疾驰将小琼妮送到幼稚园时,已是上午10点半了。

劳拉女士是幼稚园的园长,她问道:“琼妮,你为什么迟到了?”“哦,小琼妮昨天玩累了,因此今天上午多睡了一会儿,请您原谅。”我在一旁随口答道。“不,爸爸,你在撒谎!我没有贪睡,贪睡的是你!”身后的小琼妮愤怒地大叫起来,她的眼里噙满了泪水。我呆住了,窘迫地看着小琼妮,半天说不出话来。“非常抱歉,劳拉女士,的确是因为我贪睡而导致小琼妮迟到的,请您原谅。”我缓过劲儿来,尴尬地向劳拉解释着。之后,我又蹲下来认真地看着小琼妮:“宝贝,是爸爸错了,对不起。”“爸爸,我接受你的道歉,可你承不承认你刚才在撒谎?”小琼妮擦干眼泪,神情严肃地盯着我:“你现在有两种惩罚方式可以选择,”小琼妮竖起了两个指头,“1、取消本周末和辛蒂小姐(我刚认识的女友)的约会;2、接受肉刑。”“宝贝,我选择接受肉刑,可是你得明白,妈妈昨天出差到南加州去了,我们缺少一位‘监刑官’。”我企图蒙混过关。“如果琼妮不介意的话,我倒愿意出任本次肉刑的‘监刑官’。”劳拉女士的声音在我们背后幽幽地响起。我目瞪口呆,小琼妮却肯定地点了点头。

于是,在那个阳光明媚的星期一的上午,在芝加哥一所普通的幼稚园里,响起了一个稚嫩的声音:“请这位绅士体面地接受惩罚。”这一切的确非常令人尴尬———我,美国男性公民,35岁,拥有密苏里州立大学新闻学硕士头衔、现为《芝加哥快报》编辑总监的雷蒙尼·道格拉斯先生,穿着整齐的西装、锃亮的皮鞋,向我的女儿———琼妮·道格拉斯,一个年仅5岁的孩子,撅起了屁股……