中国电信员工工资:英语谜语

1.What month do soldiers hate?
--March (三月，行军)

2.How many feet are there in a yard?
--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3.Why is an empty purse always the same?
--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4.What book has the most stirring chapters?
--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?
--Hot dog. (热狗)

6.What is the smallest room in the world?
--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?
--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?
--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)

10.Why is the library the highest building?
--It has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)

11. What table is in the field?
--Vegetable

12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
--silence

13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
--mirror

14. What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?
--nothing

15. What changes a pear into a pearl?
--the letter “l”

16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?
--Are you asleep?

17. What ship has two mates but no captain?
--courtship

18. What is the most difficult key to turn?
--a donkey

19. Where can you always find money?
--In the dictionary

20. What is the surest way to double your money?
--Fold it.

21. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
--In the dictionary

22. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
--the bridge of a nose

23. What letter makes a road broad?
--letter B

24. What letter sounds like a vegetable?
--letter P

25. Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world?
--Because it is killed before it is cured (烧烤待处理)

26. What match can't be put in a match-box?
--Football match, basketball match, etc.

27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?
--When they make 22.

28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?
--A map

29. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?
--A comb

30. What is a sick man a controdiction?
--When he is an impatient patient.

31.What can hear without ears and answer without a mouth?
--An echo

32.What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?
--A mushroom

33.What is dark but is made by light ?
--A shadow

34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?
--Trouble

35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?
--A blackboard

还有些:
What is dark but made by light?
shadow

What is higher without a head than with a head?
pillow

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
trouble

What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
谜底： photographer（摄影师）

It has cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no water.What is it?
MAP!

In the field stand many green round houses.In each green houses there is a white house.Inside the white house,there is a red body of water.In the water are many black men.What are they?
WATERMELON!

Something leads you up the hill and then down the hill,but it always lies still.What is it?
ESCALATOR! 电梯！

the child has two legs but one day he has three legs do you kwon what happened?

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