怎样去除衣领上的黄渍:火急！！！高手帮忙翻译（中译英）内容不难

电脑翻译为；你要死啊！那这东西在这翻。谁翻的来。只能用计算机了。不要意思》
Pickwick is an unmarried old gentleman, a society "celebrities", "scholar. He leads his three "至友" to exit together travels for pleasure, on a road has run into all sorts of funny laughable people and the matter. In entire travelling schedule, because they naive are all good, left many awkward behaviors, has suffered many hardships, if is beaten severely by the horse cart driver, rushes in woman the bedroom, is deceived the interest 格尔 (Jingle) to make fun of, by attorney was said the grandson and Fogg brings a false charge against. Their trail nearly proliferates 19th century England the city and village each quoin, like court, jail, inn and so on. Good optimistic 克威克 gentleman and shameless also is a shrewd schemer deceives the interest 格尔 (Jingle) the between story is most interesting, 克威克 gentleman enjoyed doing charitable things, the morals finally influences to move the gold 格尔; 克威克 gentleman and Pakistan 德尔 (Bardell) between wife so-called "destroys abandons the marriage contract" a document. Afterwards, 克威克 as soon as was thought marries inexplicably sues for his landlord Pakistan 德尔 wife ficticiously destroys abandons the marriage contract. In this period, 克威克 also witnessed a small town ugly election, controls this small town two parties and groups in order to elect mutually blame, use deception. Because false deceitful attorney Dodson and Fogg framing, 克威克 is finally sentenced guilty and punishes 750 pounds, honest he refuses pays money, rather is imprisoned also refuses to accept from two attorneys, thereupon 克威克 gentleman entered the debt person jail. The entire jail everywhere is hungry, is dirty, goes begging with the pain, with listless criminal. In the debt person jail, 克威克 not only sympathizes with the criminal the bitter experience, the distribution wealth helps them with every effort, moreover also for caused his annoying Jingle to pay off the debt to help him to reform turns over a new leaf. By now because 克威克 gentleman protested the fine not to cause two attorneys to prevail, they then forced Pakistan 德尔 (Bardell) wife to pay in full sue the legal cost, this female earth also because of could not pay this sum of money to deliver the jail, 克威克 gentleman gave money generously once more, two people left prison together. After all had ended, 克威克 had found a comfortable house in the London suburb, simultaneously several young people also finally "feel emotion the person finally to become the family member", the novel ended in the comedy atmosphere.

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