青岛中央空调清洗:Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

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Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
翻译

三只老鼠坐在酒吧里面聊天,吹嘘他们的勇气。
第一只老鼠说:我很厉害,一次我吃了整整一包老鼠药。
第二只老鼠说:我也相当厉害,一次我被老鼠夹夹到,我把它咬成两半!
这时,第三只老鼠站起来说:我的小伙子们,我要回家去骚扰家里的那只猫了。

一个英文小笑话。