南京软件开发招聘:求英语幽默

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演讲比赛用,简单点,但不太短

Oral examination
The students of the Medical College were having an oral examination in class.The professor asked a student how much medicine the patient should take for certain kind of illness.The student answered promptly:“5g.”But a minute later,the student realized he was wrong.Immediately the student put up his hand and said:“Professor,please allow me to correct my mistake.Is that allright?”The professor looked at his watch and said :“It is not necessary now.The patient passed away unfortunately 30seconds because of the over use of the medicine