神马品牌网双眼皮窄眼线:关于金钱英语文章字数不少100字(最好是100多一点不要太多)
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Money
??I say unto ye..........
??Money
? It can buy you a house
But not a home
??It can buy you clock
??But not time
??It can buy you a position
??But not respect
??It can buy you a bed
??But not sleep
??It can buy you a book
??But not knowledge
??It can buy you medicine
??But not health
??It can buy you blood
??But not life
??So you see money isn't everything
??And it often causes pain and suffering
??I tell you this because I am your friend
??And as your friend I want to
??Take away your pain and suffering !!
??So
??Send me all your money
??And I will suffer for you!
??Cash only please!
??After all, what are friends for???
??I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
??MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
They come from your crazy friends!