格力集团人员规章制度:这是国外某网站上举办的英文竞赛，帮我翻译一下！谢谢！

1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

2- After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes

3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
d\*amn, I'm good at telling lies!

8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

13-I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

14-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

15-My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"