老北京火锅店装修图片:请翻译英语短文

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This is I first time walks in the Beijing alley, in order to find from the Xin China guesthouse to the school road, we hired two tricycles to lead us to walk, all the way to was recording each kind of sign. Has gotten through to the school attends a lecture the card to go back on the preparation.
We with the friend which most can record the road are going forward courageously, then, we became lost. Cannot distinguish 东南西北 in the alley. Thereupon we everywhere transfer the extension, all around always is the different picture, nearly all constructions all saw to, except that we lived guesthouse. Thereupon one side us dials the guesthouse the telephone, at the same time is going forward. Serves young lady to ask about us has any construction perhaps the symbol, thereupon we turn head looked that highest building, the above is writing the Xin China guesthouse