神马品牌网福州sony维修点查询:英语笑话
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请给出一小段搞笑的英语小笑话.
这个是我最近见到过最好笑的：
g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?
doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.
w.bush: how come?
doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.
w.bush: and?
doctor: but yours is even far better than all the others.
w.bush: oh?
doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.
w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.
doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.